- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Roses are red.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

fridge

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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