Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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