- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

THE GAME.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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