- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Smelly Indians.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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