why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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