Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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