- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

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