How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Obamacare

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Mitt Romney

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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The Moon Landing.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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