Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What's blue? The sky.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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