- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What's blue? The sky.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

a man makes a bad joke

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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