I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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