- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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