Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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