Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Please? No.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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