- Anti Joke

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

My friend harris is fat.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.