The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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hello anomonous

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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