- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

destiny

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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