all your base are belong to mark

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Where's my tractor?

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Anti Joke

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