- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

obama's promises

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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