- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Women's Rights.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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