A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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woman..parallel parking

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Continents are large islands.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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