A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What's 9 + 10 19

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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