- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Whats wrong with that Nothing

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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