whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I'm Jewish

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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