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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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