My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

split your ass cheek

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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