Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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