- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

I grunt when I poop.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Homosexualism is so gay man

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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