- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

i dont fisish anythi

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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