The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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