- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Guess what? I like trains.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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