three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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