Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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