- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... i forgot the joke :p

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

EGGPLANT

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

I have an erection My mom!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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