what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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