Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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