- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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