What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Thats what she said

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What's the deal with brown?

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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