- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

4 hours later.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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