Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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