a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

So does Blake

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

a jew walks out of a furnace

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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