- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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