- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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