- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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