- Anti Joke

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.