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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

God wrote this joke.................................

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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