- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Lindsay Lohan

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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