- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Youre mom is so dead...

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

My dad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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