If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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