- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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