- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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