5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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woman..parallel parking

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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