- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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