- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

YOLO

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

troll----> hahaha---->

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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