Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Do u take sugar?

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Poop!!

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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