- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Sac

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

chuck norris

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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