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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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