What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

The Female Orgasm

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

I have suicidal thoughts

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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