How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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