- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

hard cheese

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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