Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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TOP KEK

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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