Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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EGGPLANT

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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... i forgot the joke :p

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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