Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Your social life.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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