Your Mom!!!

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

7+5=12

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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