a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Burp

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Justin Bieber

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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