Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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