Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Adam Chebali is awesome

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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