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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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