- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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