- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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