- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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