- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

L's I's that took Viagra.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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