Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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i'm hard

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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