- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

The WNBA

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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