srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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mark is religion

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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