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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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