Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Koalas mum is a slut

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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