Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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