- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

shammmm is a lesbian.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

im a dragon, no im not

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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