how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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i like it in the mouth

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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