Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Buzi vagy!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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