- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

TWIX PAUSE!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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